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How To Be A Hipster Guide / Poster

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How To Be A Hipster Guide / Poster - The Hipstery

Being a renowned simpleton, you may need assistance in your quest for Hipsterdom, so we created this informative guide/poster. Covering Hipster Fashion, Work, Love, and other such essentials.

It folds out to cunningly reveal a large poster of all of your favourite things, or at least, the things you must now profess to being your favourite things.

Here is an excerpt, 10 tips to Hipster Fashion:

"1. Neon accentuates even the drabbest of personalities.
2. If you are a boy, steal your girlfriend’s jeans. If you are the girlfriend, steal the jeans of an anorexic midget. Alternatively, just wear purple leggings.
3. If it didn’t belong to your Grandpa, or someone’s Grandpa, it is not worthy of your body or time.
4. There is nothing worse than a blank canvas. That is why God, in his almighty and bearded wisdom, created the tattoo. Use them lavishly and with casual disregard for context.
5. Creases on the skin = sin, creases on clothes = bargain bin discovery!!!! Your crumpled hobo wear should put the iron in irony.
6. There are two types of people in the world: those that ask “Why?” and us, the enlightened, who ask “Why not?”
7. Head Hair should be prevalent and best described by others with the adjective “complicated”.
8. The common man will never know nor appreciate just how much effort you spend to look like you made no effort.
9. It ain’t what you got, it’s the way that you flaunt it.
10. No one cares if you dust the under-side of a bookshelf shelf. It’s highly unlikely there is any valid reason for you to sport underwear."

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Guide folded to A5 (ca. 15 x 21 cm),
unfolded to poster size A2 (ca. 42 x 59 cm)

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Paper and a lazer - sharp eye for irony

Production method

Late nights of pontification, fuelled by ecologically sound coffee and cupcakes. Binoculars.

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If you ask nicely, we may hand-draw a picture of a Che Guevara on the front for you, in pencil.

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