Hipster glasses / virility spectacles
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Hello world, we are the Hipstery, we make Hipster Kits and funny Denglisch products from our studio in Berlin.
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Hipster glasses / virility spectacles - The Hipstery
You may have long believed that your delightful personality was enough to secure you a successful mate for procreation. You are incorrect.
People like people who are winners. For there to be winners there must also be losers.
What seperates them? As scientists and horny old seadogs, we at the Hipstery have long studied this topic.
We have concluded that the difference is – virility. That additional oomph. The extra mile. Winnerdom.
We have studied, de-constructed, dissected, bathed in, made loved to and then finally worked out a way to mass produce – virility.
Here it is, the Hipsterys Hipster Virlity Spectacles. Made in cooperation with our friends Pappbrille, here in Berlin.
*This text is also written on the inside of the product.
Perfectly prepared to fit the contours of the average hipsters engorged head. Not really, but their adjustable of course, you can do the rest.
The finest super compressed cardboard.
Ingredients: Virility. Love. Irony. Paper. Black.
A highly scientific process of patented genius that can not be explained in mere words. This product is a collaboration with our friends Pappbrille, made here in Berlin.
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Tags: Hipster-Brille, Hipster glasses, Nerd-Brille, Pappbrille, Nerd Glasses, Retro Glasses, Spectacles